Myrtillocactus Geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus' | Rare Boobie Cactus | Collector Succulent | Multiple Sizes Available

Bring home one of the world's most unusual collector cacti! Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus' is famous for its extraordinary breast-like protrusions, giving every plant an unmistakable sculptural appearance.

This highly sought-after monstrose form grows into a striking architectural specimen, making it one of the most collectible and conversation-starting cacti available. Every plant develops differently, ensuring that no two specimens are ever identical.

Available in multiple sizes, this rare cactus makes an excellent choice for collectors, modern interiors, and unique plant displays.

✨ Features

• Genuine Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus'
• Rare monstrose collector cactus
• Distinctive naturally sculptural growth
• Every specimen develops a unique shape
• Easy-care succulent suitable for beginners
• Excellent feature plant for modern interiors
• Slow growing and highly collectible
• Available in multiple sizes

📏 Specifications

Botanical Name

Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus'

Available Sizes

Approximately 10–40 cm

Please select your preferred size from the drop-down menu.

Growth Habit

Columnar monstrose cactus

🌱 Plant Care Guide

Light

Thrives in bright light and enjoys several hours of direct sunlight each day.

Water

Allow soil to dry completely before watering again. Water sparingly during winter.

Soil

Well-draining cactus mix with plenty of mineral content.

Temperature

Protect from frost. Best kept above 5°C.

Fertiliser

Feed lightly during spring and summer using cactus fertiliser.

📦 Shipping Information

• Plants are carefully packed for safe transport.
• Shipped bare root to minimise shipping weight and reduce the risk of damage during transit.
• UK dispatch with delivery typically within 2–3 working days.

📝 Special Notes

• Each Boobie Cactus is naturally unique.
• The number, size and arrangement of the characteristic "boobie" protrusions will vary from plant to plant.
• The listing photos represent the style and quality you will receive but not the exact specimen.
• As a living plant, colour, shape and growth may vary with season and growing conditions.
• Decorative pots shown in lifestyle photographs are not included.

Delivery Timescales

We dispatch all orders using a fully tracked express UK delivery service, utilizing a selection of trusted couriers, including Royal Mail, Evri, and DPD. Orders are typically processed and shipped within 1-3 working days (Monday-Thursday), with over 90% dispatched within 2 working days. Whenever possible, items are sent on a 1-2 day delivery service for swift arrival.

Delivery Charges 

Our delivery charges are based on order value, we do not impose a minimum order value. Please see the table below for our current delivery charges.

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